Dude Manrod

Now that’s a real man- he’s crapping holes right through the lid! No, wait… a real man would use a 5 gallon paint bucket with no seat. Wussy.

I don’t even know what’s worse, that he’s having his eyebrows plucked, or that he’s being such a pussy little bitch about it. If a man ever needs his eyebrows done, like if you’re going to have a special picture taken next to the 1200 lb. grizzly bear you killed with your own hands for instance, you do it man-style and have piranhas do it. Or trim it with a machete.